2. Invent an LJ meme which would make you happiest to see.
3. Invent a previously unknown real-life meme/idea/belief which you think is cool.
I'm not going to ask for the RL parallel to #1 because, well, yuck. Yes, I think "yuck" pretty much sums it up. I'm worried enough about the results of #1 itself.
(My answers will be in the comment section.)