I like abstraction. (Insert Arlo chuckle.)
So what does the "caring" function look like?
Chinese Poker: no
Fantasy Sports: no
Fantasy Poker: a thousand times no
The obvious next step is Fantasy Fantasy Sports, in which you pick a team of Fantasy Sports players and get rewarded based on their success. I don't know, I might care about that one. (It's sort of like how I don't like stock-picking but feel OK about fund-picking.)