mrissa is so much better at this sort of thing than you are.
Attention Winter Respiratory Crud:
You can depart any day now. Mark needs brain... for smart making!
To the Honorable Congresscritters X, Y, and Z:
Please try not to screw up electronic surveillance any more than necessary. I wouldn't mind terribly if you could manage to tar and feather AT&T in the process.
Special Interest in Need of some Pandering
Louis XIV, Dei Gratia Francorum Rex,
Was it really necessary for Your Highness to anger all of Europe? One would think after the first couple of times you and your advisors might anticipate the whole "everybody gang up on France" result.
Cranky Anti-Royalist Calvinist Dutchman
P.S. Still ticked off about the Huguenots.
It is too dang cold to go traipsing outside. Please keep expeditions to a minimum. In particular, it is not necessary to investigate any barking from the back-door neighbor puppy. I know this is a hard concept to master.