A. "Getting laid is primarily a matter of logistics."
B. "People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything."
C. "The first rule of ______ is, you do not talk about ______."
D. "Rule One of story-writing is to write stories that please yourself."
E. "You play games like that with the big boys, you'd make better damn sure you win."
F. "Floor people are to consider the best interest of the game and fairness as the top priority in the decision-making process."
G. "It's always your fault."
H. "No member shall work as a performer or make an agreement to work as a performer for any producer who has not executed a basic minimum agreement with _______ which is in full force and effect."
I. "When you find yourself in a _______, stop digging."
Or, contribute your own.